Christmas wishes are the perfect way to share laughs and holiday cheers. From An iconic, hilarious, and slightly crude greeting for a close friend to a family-friendly exclamation or encouraging a festive mood; whether it’s a nostalgic holiday humor you’re looking for or ridiculously joyful, our Christmas wishes & quotes will work perfectly, offering funny and creative witty quotes with full of Christmas wishes without making you to say Merry Christmas for your family members and your loved ones.
A short tip: At Giftshire, you can also find personalized Christmas gifts or find personalized gifts to custom engrave and print, choosing from top 50 inspirational Christmas quotes that are short and sentimental.
What Is The Best Way To Send Christmas Wishes Without Saying Merry Christmas With Giftshire?
At Giftshire, we made personalized gifts and we find always a way to send our good wishes and appreciations with a perfect way:
- Buy Giftshire's one of $25, $50 or $100 gift card, sending one of our following Christmas wishes; with your best wishes, make the recipient's face smile and let them joyful times with customizing any gifts from our shop.
- Find a personalized gift then start to customize with text. In our custom page you'll be able to see how it looks on chosen gift idea without waiting and spending money.
Hilarious Christmas Puns & Wishes For Everyone
- Wishing you a tree-mendous holiday this year!
- Hope your holidays sleigh!
- If you’re ever feeling down this season, just remember you’re the G.O.A.T.
- I hope Santa isn’t claus-trophobic this year.
- Hoping your goals are a solid plan and not just a resol-illusion.
Playful Christmas Wishes That Aren’t So Traditional
- Being my friend is really the only gift you need. But I’ll get you something anyway.
- You’re definitely on my “Favorite” list. The bar was pretty low this year, but still.
- I told Santa you were good this year. He died laughing.
- He sees you when you’re sleeping” is a little creepy, but I hope he brings you good stuff anyway.
- Wishing you a wonderful holiday and a pile of presents you don’t have to pretend to like.
Sarcastic Christmas Wishes & Quotes For Family Members & Friends
- Congratulations on surviving another year with my family. You deserve a medal, but here’s this card instead.
- Deck the halls and not your relatives. Just a friendly reminder as we head into the festive season.
- Wishing you a Christmas filled with peace, joy, and a Wi-Fi signal strong enough to drown out the chaos.
- Here’s to another year of pretending our problems will magically disappear at midnight.
- May your holiday be at least 51% merry and only 49% a complete, chaotic mess. Have a good one!
Christmas Wishes For People with a Twist of Humor
- May your heart be as light as a snowflake… ...and may your holiday debt be even lighter.
- Here’s to leaving your worries behind in the old year! May they have a terrible sense of direction and never find their way back to you.
- May you have the willpower to stick to all your New Year’s resolutions... for at least the first 48 hours. A new record!
- Let’s say goodbye to the old year and all its troubles… ...and hello to a whole new set of nearly identical troubles with a different number on the calendar! Cheers to you.
- They say “New Year, New Me”... ...but the “old you” was pretty great. Let’s just aim for “New Year, Same Awesome Me... but maybe with a bit more sleep.”
Snarky Christmas Wishes For People with a Sense of Humor
- Another Christmas is here to remind us that what truly matters is not what’s under the tree, but that your credit card gets approved.
- Another 365-day trip around the sun and we’re celebrating by... doing exactly what we did last year. Enjoy the thrilling repetition!
- I hope your holiday is like a good fruitcake… ...nutty, a little bit boozy, and surprisingly sweet.
- Here’s to a season where the only tough decisions you have to make… ...are whether to have another cookie or a slice of pie.
- Here’s to a New Year’s resolution you can actually keep: promising to not start a new diet on January 1st.
Christmas Wishes For Surviving the Festive Chaos
- Hope your holidays are more “ho ho ho” instead of “oh no no”.
- Hope your holiday is as bright and lit as your neighbor’s ridiculously over-the-top light display.
- Wishing you a season so happy, you forget your credit card bill is coming in January.
- May your coffee be strong, your patience be long, and your holiday playlist be mercifully short on repeat.
- Hope you have batteries for all the new toys… and earplugs for yourself.
So, how do you think to respond when someone shares their Christmas wishes with you? Giftshire offers a multiple way to send your nice-ish Christmas wishes. Explore and find the one.
